*"Die stupid creep!"

Note: DOTA knowledge required. Rofl.

Rylai shouts, as she flings a magic ball at a Ghoul with her wand. However, as she has just a few items, the ghoul merely shugged it off before continuing his attack on a Treant.

A piece of rock flung by an Ancient Protector nearby put an end to it.

"Stupid Tower" the Crystal Maiden swore at her displeasure of losing at least 40 gold that was the bounty for killing the Ghoul. Nearby, a Necromencer continued his futile attempt to attack a Treant, before a flurry of wooden claws and a Druid of the Talon took it out of it's controlled misery.

Rylai smiled, as she lead her troop of creeps towards an enemy Spirit tower, ready to send her poor minions to their doom as the tower has barely been scratched.

But hey, that's why they are called "Creeps" and she's called "Hero".

Or "Heroine". Blame the gods for being sexist.

Suddenly, a ping ran out in the air which only she and her team mates can hear. Using her superior vision, she looked towards the area that her team mate has pinged in annoyance.

"4 heros pushing. Mid lane help."

Bah. Useless people.

With her Nike Boots of Speed, she hurried from her right lane (No idea why the world calls it bottom. If it's bottom, then why is it leading upwards? Weird) towards a crowd of trees, ready to backstab any heros stupid enough to push too far in. (Editor's note: The bunch of trees near Sentinal's Mid Lane. Go figure.)

Once in position, she found a nice spot to settle down, as she formulated her plan.

"Frost bite, Freezing Field, Frost Nova for any who Sur-"

Her train of thought was interrupted, when something incredibily smelly and fat lumbered towards her spot.

The Butcher.

Pudge.

Version 6.908763c.

Or something.

And he wasn't alone. Luna, the Moon rider was forcing her poor animal which she used as her rider to move faster, despite the black cat doing it's best while being cruelly whipped.

With 3 of them, Rylai smiled. 3 does make the thing easier.

But of course, getting the kill...and the bounty....on the other hand, makes it so much more harder to get, since this stupid world does not believe in assists.

And they are talking about "Helping out with development". Rylai almost laughed at the irony.

The plan for formulated immediately. Pudge will hook one of the 4 heros, before we take it apart.

Sounds easy enough.

On paper.

Rylai smiled nervously, as a shake on her grip of the wand showed how nervous she was. Despite having that Aghanim scepter in her backpack, she isn't too sure that this will go on really smoothly.

But hey, you just to have wait, like they all say.

Pudge measured the enemy's relative velocity, his possible place when he tosses out the hook.

And then, he tossed it.

A perfect strike!

Although...not the best of all targets.

With a selection of Prophet, Furion, Clinkz and Centaur War Chief, Pudge just have to hook the only strength hero among the 4.

And one which can stun as well.

The damned Centaur, of all the choices available.

Rylai almost shouted "You ****ing noob!", but the time for swearing comes later. Right now, they got almost 2k points of HP to reduce.

Seems like a lot for a game that's in the middle.

But with the abilities they have...it should not be a problem.

Rylai first chanted the spell for Frost bite, encasing the Centaur in a block of ice, preventing him from stunning or running away.

Beside him, his comrades, now turned competitors, unloaded everything they have.

Luna pointed to the heavens and immediately, beams started shooting out from the sky, striking the poor Centaur. Pudge clamps his jaws on the Centaur, dismembering it.

Not to be outdone, our Crystal Maiden chanted the spells for Freezing Field, causing explosions of ice to appear all over the field.

Neither one has ever thought about the 3 other heros which was on the area. Meat is in front of them, and all of them MUST release their Ultimates in order to kill him, despite having 3 other heros which have lesser then 900 life running away from their comrade on a one way trip back to the fountain.

So much for "Team work".

Within seconds, it was over. The spells are done. Pudge released his grip.

Yet, it still stands.

With 3 hp.

Rylai smiled. No way is it going to walk of out this alive, she thought, as she prepares the incantation of the spell required for Frost Nova, which should kill the Centaur, who now realises that it's still alive, and is now foolishly trying to run away. Beside the Crystal Maiden, the Moon Rider prepares her own spells which would cause even more moon beams to fall from the sky.

Suddenly, a hammer streaked past the two of them, straight at the Centaur's head. With it's back turned, the Centaur stood no chance, as the hammer took it's head straight off.

"M-M-M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!" The skies above screamed, as the soul of the Centaur is returned to it's fountain.

"OWNAGE". The skies added after a moment of thinking, as they require time to use their fingers to count the number of Consecutive kills the Sentinal team had so far (33. And counting).

Stunned, Rylai and Luna turned around to see who was the one who got the bounty of the Centaur.

Skeleton King.

"WTF! KS!" both screamed together, watching their hardwork to get an extra 155 gold literally robbed in front of their eyes.

The skeleton king merely smiled before saying "haha. sry. play 4 team."

With that, it walked away, it's divine rapier in it's backpack glittering off the sunlight, blinding Rylai's eyes, as though adding additional unnecessary insult.

"Bah" was all Rylai managed, before walking off to pound the nearest creep with her wand to ease some fustration.

"Damned skellie"*


XD. True story! Well, almost. :D